A Prickly Subject
At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!
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Davy Jones’ Locker
This Squiggles “Classic” is a thankful reminder that at least it wasn’t David Bowie who died.
Must See TV
Finally a mashup that makes sense. Can’t be any worse than some of the other new shows the networks are putting out this fall. Such as:
- $#*! My Asshole Says
- My Mother the Tractor-Trailer
- The OCD
- Touched by an Uncle
- Cock Rock
- AfterM*A*S*Hed Potatoes
- Pee Haw
- Hello Larry Wachowski
- 2 ½ Seamem Stains
- Joey
- Golden Shower Girls
- Joanie Loves Snookie
- My Big Fat Greek Ass
- Petticoat Injunction
- BJing the Bear
- Steinfeld
- Temptation Isthmus
- The Real Housewives of Wayne County
- Suddenly Susan B. Anthony
- Porking Mindy
- Welcome Back Beaver
Untouchable
That’s the Chicago way, and that’s how you get Rahm.
Happy Bloomsday
Sure this post is four days late, but it took the authors that long just to write the punchline. From what I understand this “very special” Squiggles was sent in by Joyce DeWitt.
Happy Cyber Monday
Black Friday is not what it used to be. Why can’t it be about killing Christ like it used to be?
Children’s Television Workshop
In related news Katy Perry was recently on Sesame Street.
Golden Age of Advertising
Shakespeare could write a jingle for Eggos that would really make you think. I think he was best known for his slogan for “Murphy’s Bloodletting.” How many monkeys, and how many years, do you think would be needed to come up with that? Thank god, just like Barry Manilow, he graduated to write his own Copacabana…The Two Gentlemen of Verona.
Team Coco
What’s funny about the man portrayed in this comic is that shortly after this, he appeared on Jay Leno with his collection of “amusingly shaped shits.” Jay got huge laughs when he pretended to take a bite of the log that looked like Lindsay Lohan. It probably tasted better than the real Lindsay.
Garfield is Korny
But where does Ben Folds fit in to this?