Like most pornatheists, Larry started out in soft-core. Back then he only simulated his belief that there was no god or any transcendent will. But as usual all the trappings of atheism tugged on Larry until he succumbed and became hard-core.
Tag: Comic
DogCom
People say movies are going to the dogs, but instead dogs are going to the movies!!! This DogCom is about a divorcée dog who meets a dog priest and they get married over the objections of their dog church. It stars Fido as the priest and Renée Zellweger as the divorcée. No CGI effects were needed.
Toler-Antz
Another touching ‘Til Death teaches us to accept others regardless of their race, creed or prediliction to gulp down some dude’s boner. I think people from all over the political spectrum would join together to allow gay marriage if it would keep smarmy strips like this from appearing. And I thought this strip took place in Canada.
Happy Earth Day!
Apparently Octo-Mom only has eight fingers also. I hope the authors aren’t sued now for infinging on Octomom’s trademark. If Nadya married Chad Johnson, would she be known as Mrs. Cinco Ocho Madre?
M*A*S*H U*P
How did Gaydar survive for seven seasons with Father Mulcahy? I’m glad to see that the artist went through great pains to accurately portray Mr. Burghoff’s physical deformity. (Or it could be the artist has a physical deformity of his own.)
M*A*S*H? Paul Lynde?! How old are these cartoonists? Someone needs to tell them to start cracking wise about Zac Efron. Speaking of gaydar…
Cram Chowder
Rest in Pee Soup
Here’s a relatively new strip named “Rest in Pieces.” Crankshit better watch out because there’s a new kid in the nursing home and she’s sassy! I’m assuming this is a woman although it could be Benjamin Franklin. Or possibly even Bonnie Franklin after tap dancing failed to offer the long term health benifits she envisioned.
Judging by her name, I assume she’s eating clam chowder. She’s so sassy it’s probably Rhode Island style.
Tiger Using His Wood
Do you think “Tiger” is using his driver? I hope he used the ball wash before this hole because it appears his club has a curved shaft. I think “Tiger” may also be using the Vardon Grip here.
Comic Footnotes
Another favorite comic named Whizzit never fails to amuse. By the looks of the hat and undershirt we’re still in 1953. Of course this fits in perfectly with a comic universe made up of Beetle Bailey1, Hi and Lois2, Blondie3, Archie4, Dennis the Menace5, Grin and Bear It6, Family Circus7. Shall we continue? Ok, Broom Hilda8, Marmaduke9,Barney Google10
1) Beetle Bailey was my favorite Beatle. Much better drummer than Ringo
2) There’s actually a book of the “Best” of Hi and Lois. I dare you to buy it. Or read it cover to cover.
7) Who fucked barfy up the butt? Not Me!
8 ) This is not in Jest, what kind of Broom did Hilda Ride?a
10) At least he had a technically modern name. What’s it called when Barney Googles himself?
a) A Broom of the System.
Techno Porn
Bunky
Some questions about this strip:
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Does this robot swallow?
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Is the robot helping Bunky get ready for an oral exam?
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Does the robot make sure Bunky gets ahead?
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What more would this robot do for a “All night cram session?”
Back in our College Daze we had a more primitive homework robot based on the Apple II+. It wouldn’t let us get past second base, but boy did that robot have amazing rack of bits.