Lydia may not be the most mobile QB, but she’d still be better on my fantasy football team than Jay Cutler. Am I right, people? Who is your worst Fantasy pick for the year? Tell us in the comments.
Happy Thanksgiving (Enjoy Your Purée)
Health Care Reform
With the senate poised to start debate on momentous health care overhaul, please allow the good folks at Cock ‘N’ Balls to enter the debate. Please send this link your senators to let them know where cancerous cocks stand on the issue.
Happy Veterans Day
To all our fighting men and women, Rest in Pieces would like you to enjoy a lovely comic about an old bitch using the word cunt.
Tickle Me Elmo
What if Hamilton and Burr used weed?
I read that Cheech and Chong reconciled recently. Which raised a few questions.
- Cheech and Chong were estranged?
- Was this some kind of East Coast / West Coast Pot-head beef?
- How did Cheech find time from his busy “Nash Bridges” filming to reconcile?
- When can we expect the long delayed sequel to “Up in Smoke?” Will it be better than “Godfather III?”
- Can a Jerry Lewis / Dean Martin reconciliation be far behind? (In Hell)
- Cheech and Chong are still alive?
Fratricide
Trolling on the River
Obviously, the guy suffers from trollucinations. And that’s just the guy in the red shirt.
After Prom
Even though Lydia didn’t sleep with her husband for 37 years of marriage, she really did have a randy past. Now that she’s setup her own webcam, she can start sucking in the Japanese Yen.
One Game at a Time
Ninety percent of waking hours spent looking at internet porn? That seems a bit ludicrous. In my experience, the number should be somewhat higher. I’m also sure there’s some guys out there who like to give 110%, because that’s just the type of competitors they are.