Tears of Lolita
Is that a little Pale Fire going on in Humbert’s pants?
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Common Sense Baby Care
Whizzit clearly takes place in the 50’s so you’d think Fred and Polyethylene here would do what any parents would do in the 50’s. Give the baby a little whiskey, dress him in a coonskin cap and poodle skirt. Then they’d probably head over to the car hop and stuff themselves in a phone booth with fifteen greasers and then head home to have deviant sex. Probably in the newly discovered missionary position.
Unlucky Stiff
Hot on the tail of Whizzit, Squiggles mounts the “sexy” subject of Erectile Dysfunction. Who would want to be undead after seeing this timely PSA from our friends at Squiggles? Because how fun would it be if you couldn’t stick your boner in a few super-dry zombies?
ED ucation
The odd thing is that this doesn’t happen if you take Viagra. Watch out if you’re on Levitra, however.
Comic Footnotes
Another favorite comic named Whizzit never fails to amuse. By the looks of the hat and undershirt we’re still in 1953. Of course this fits in perfectly with a comic universe made up of Beetle Bailey1, Hi and Lois2, Blondie3, Archie4, Dennis the Menace5, Grin and Bear It6, Family Circus7. Shall we continue? Ok, Broom Hilda8, Marmaduke9,Barney Google10
1) Beetle Bailey was my favorite Beatle. Much better drummer than Ringo
2) There’s actually a book of the “Best” of Hi and Lois. I dare you to buy it. Or read it cover to cover.
7) Who fucked barfy up the butt? Not Me!
8 ) This is not in Jest, what kind of Broom did Hilda Ride?a
10) At least he had a technically modern name. What’s it called when Barney Googles himself?
a) A Broom of the System.