The Great Seduction Part Deux
Our eternal friend is back. As self reflective as a vampire can be. We all breathlessly await part III wherein Lorcan and Rian fight to the death over who gets to deposit fiat currency at the sperm bank.
Comics and Criticism
Our eternal friend is back. As self reflective as a vampire can be. We all breathlessly await part III wherein Lorcan and Rian fight to the death over who gets to deposit fiat currency at the sperm bank.
The original MTS is shown at 5:30 am on MeTV, so you must be woke to see it. In the reboot, Steve Douglas is played by Willem Dafoe, an aging star deigning to do TV for a huge paycheck. In the reboot, Steve is a serial killer who disappears:
So basically the reboot is exactly like the original.
I could have sworn that Scott Baio was the Karate Kid. Imagine my surprise to find out it was C. Thomas Howell who played Daniel. Did you know that Miyagi never said “Wax on, Wax off?” Did you know that Gwen Stefani is older now than Pat Morita was when he played Miyagi? Rest In Power Wisdom Tooth!!!
Well aware that it was Ralph Macchio! Stay tuned to this blog for more Karate Kid trivia!
Let us think about what was in the zeitgeist nine years ago. Remember when “Medusa Hair” threatened the fabric of our democracy itself? I spent gobs of money on small rodents just to keep my new-fangled do happy. Still, in the softening patina of time, I supposed it was a better style than “The Rachel” or “The Kate Gosselin!”
Here are some other “ironic” coincidences that Alanis missed out on that would have made for a fabulous song sung in rounds.
As is the case in modern US history a breakfast cereal leads the discussion on race relations. However, Georgia and Florida are already concocting laws to prevent anyone named Snap, Crackle or Pop from voting.
‘Tis the season to break out all your beloved clichés.
May the holiday season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, your life with laughter, and your Oxford commas with subordinate phrases.
If you are able, make sure to spend some special time with your Father and his new WHORE.
Aquaman only has wants for Wonder Woman. Wait, Wonder Woman wails on women? Well, what’s worse? By looking at A-man’s outfit, he is lacking male paraphernalia.
Only one Republican has come close to matching tRUmp’s record on race relations. And now his ghost is starring a new Gay-com. H. Rap Brown Lives matter!
Orgies have not been banned during the Covid outbreak because, thankfully, it is not sexually transmitted. So stock up on bisexuals and Corona beer and hit your favorite sex-club. Just make sure to lube up with a ton of sanitizer and only use full body condoms for awesome sexy-times.