But where does Ben Folds fit in to this?
Tag: Squiggles
Bite It You Scum
Instead of inducting “ground breakers” like Abba, Genesis, Jimmy Cliff and the Hollies, it’s time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to recognize the genius of the True King of Rock-N-Roll and induct him. Or at least enshrine some part of his, uh leavings.
Snowmaggedon
Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.
Projectile Dysfunction
And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired. I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.
Michael Jackson is Uplifting
Way to keep it timely, Squiggles. Was there no joke you could have made regarding Tiger Woods?
Note: Tiger Woods joke coming soon.
Tickle Me Elmo
What if Hamilton and Burr used weed?
I read that Cheech and Chong reconciled recently. Which raised a few questions.
- Cheech and Chong were estranged?
- Was this some kind of East Coast / West Coast Pot-head beef?
- How did Cheech find time from his busy “Nash Bridges” filming to reconcile?
- When can we expect the long delayed sequel to “Up in Smoke?” Will it be better than “Godfather III?”
- Can a Jerry Lewis / Dean Martin reconciliation be far behind? (In Hell)
- Cheech and Chong are still alive?
Trolling on the River
Obviously, the guy suffers from trollucinations. And that’s just the guy in the red shirt.
Flummery
Pussy Nipples
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.