They also had sex a baker’s dozen times that morning! He liked to synergism on her tits, butt that’s somewhat of an “inside” joke.
The Great Seduction
Tag: Squiggles
Teabagging at the Eiffel Tower
It sure took oolong time (6 years since publication) but I finally get the joke. You see, I’ve learned that some people like Dim Sum with their tea.
Colorado Banking
Happy Birthday, Sinead
Allen Iverson isn’t the only one famous for his “crossover.” Encyclopedia Brown cracks his tightest case ever. The Hardy Boys were too timid to even touch it…with their tongues.
A Star is Porn
Before you say this couldn’t happen remember that if someone told you a year ago that Lady Gaga would be nominated for an Oscar, you would have rightfully laughed in their face and stabbed them.
I wonder if the bra will be nominated for a breast supporting role?
Shakespeare is Corny
- All’s Well That Ends Well by Exxon
- “When oil and fire, too strong for reason’s force, O’erbears it and burns on.”
- King Lear by Philip Morris
- “‘Tis hot, it smokes.”
- Henry IV by the NRA
- “So cowardly; and but for these vile guns, He would himself have been a soldier.”
- As You Like It by Koch Industries
- “Of what kind should this cock come of?”
- Henry V by Chick Fil A
- “Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch’d”
Musk Fuckin With The Shorts
Does anyone else find it funny that Musk is considering taking Tesla private at $420? Maybe he could do it April 20th. Transactions take place after hours so possibly he could do it at 4:20 pm?
He could also buy out $CTRL, $ALT, and $DEL and combine them into a company called Blue Screen. Or combine Alibaba with O’Reilly Auto Parts and call the company Teenage Wasteland.
Continue to check www.GregAndDrew.com for all your required stock humor and weed tips.
Masturbate Cakeshop v. Colorado
Thank god for the recent MAGA supreme court ruling. We can now openly discriminate against the blind. It’s about time as those non-seeing fuckers have been getting far too many advantages and it must stop! Also, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I ever decorate a cake for a left-handed person!
Twin Peaks
The Late Saint Patrick
Just like leprechauns, this comic is chronically late. Much like all the leprecahun’s girlfriends, and mistresses and pots of gold. That’s right, leprechauns like to fuck pots of gold. Google it.