Rumour (a British rumor) has it that the Trump pee tape is not real. However, there is something much worse on tape (think underage girl(s)) that we will all see soon. I’m hoping it’s as sexy as Baby Louie CK’s stripper. Please note the date on this post as leaks are coming and America is about to take one big crap in its pants.
Tag: Baby Louie
Zuckerbaby
It is really time that Zuck gets hauled in front of congress again to explain FaceBook’s fetal algorithms. I’m relatively positive that he’s been tracking everything from amniotic viscosity to blastopore density.
Miracle on the Dumb Son
We’re just winging it here and not trying to Sully a good name, but it looks like Sullenberger may now be flying for United.
NFL Playoff Time
If “It’s not football unless you have a massive load,” then the Browns (LOL!) are the best team in the NFL. Now we have to go hire an attorney since we’ll be sued by Roger Goodell. He has to “protect the shield” after all and they need the money to figure out how to allow Joe Mixon in the league.
Campaign 2016
Happy Mother’s Day
Sweet Jesus, Baby Louie is almost as dumb as his future sibling. They don’t even know the proper way to sub-tweet insults. If these children are our future, it’s no wonder we’re headed to a new dark age.
The War on Kwanzaa
But What About You…Dad!!!
This year marks the 30th!!! anniversary of “The Breakfast Club” and Baby Louie has always been a John Hughes fan. Or was it John Holmes? Whatever, same difference.
Paternity Suit
In which we finally find out who Baby Louie’s daddy is. None other than Adrian Peterson. Hope they can play a good game of two-hand touch (below the waist). What a Goodell time for him. Running the football isn’t the only way Adrian can beat you.
