Squiggles
Instead of inducting “ground breakers” like Abba, Genesis, Jimmy Cliff and the Hollies, it’s time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to recognize the genius of the True King of Rock-N-Roll and induct him. Or at least enshrine some part of his, uh leavings.
Squiggles
Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.
Squiggles
And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired. I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.
Squiggles
Way to keep it timely, Squiggles. Was there no joke you could have made regarding Tiger Woods?
Note: Tiger Woods joke coming soon.
Squiggles
Just another attempt to “hip it up for the kids” gone wrong. I always thought Sesame Street was supposed to be innocent and educational. However, there are other disturbing images to be found that show that maybe there should be a gossip magazine just for muppets.
Squiggles
I read that Cheech and Chong reconciled recently. Which raised a few questions.
- Cheech and Chong were estranged?
- Was this some kind of East Coast / West Coast Pot-head beef?
- How did Cheech find time from his busy “Nash Bridges” filming to reconcile?
- When can we expect the long delayed sequel to “Up in Smoke?” Will it be better than “Godfather III?”
- Can a Jerry Lewis / Dean Martin reconciliation be far behind? (In Hell)
- Cheech and Chong are still alive?
Squiggles
Obviously, the guy suffers from trollucinations. And that’s just the guy in the red shirt.
Squiggles
Yet more proof that the Patriot Act goes too far.
Squiggles
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.
Squiggles
As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience. In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.
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