Comics and Criticism
As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience. In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.
“This is not a rebel joke.” –Bono
“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas
“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth
“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.” –Judy 19
For some reason, Sid didn’t know that June is typically the beginning of summer, not the end. Unfortunately, with Detroit’s current problems, even blow jobs might not move cars off the lot. Unless, of course, they were hybrid blow jobs. (For those not in the know, a hybrid blow-job is powered by the wind in conjunction with a finger jammed in your butt.)
Hot on the tail of Whizzit, Squiggles mounts the “sexy” subject of Erectile Dysfunction. Who would want to be undead after seeing this timely PSA from our friends at Squiggles? Because how fun would it be if you couldn’t stick your boner in a few super-dry zombies?
People say movies are going to the dogs, but instead dogs are going to the movies!!! This DogCom is about a divorcée dog who meets a dog priest and they get married over the objections of their dog church. It stars Fido as the priest and Renée Zellweger as the divorcée. No CGI effects were needed.
Apparently Octo-Mom only has eight fingers also. I hope the authors aren’t sued now for infinging on Octomom’s trademark. If Nadya married Chad Johnson, would she be known as Mrs. Cinco Ocho Madre?
Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:
How did Gaydar survive for seven seasons with Father Mulcahy? I’m glad to see that the artist went through great pains to accurately portray Mr. Burghoff’s physical deformity. (Or it could be the artist has a physical deformity of his own.)
M*A*S*H? Paul Lynde?! How old are these cartoonists? Someone needs to tell them to start cracking wise about Zac Efron. Speaking of gaydar…
Unfortunately for Sir Lot, musical taste also begins at conception. There are some little known facts about Sir Lot that you may not be aware of.
Some lesser known battle cries include:
