I’d say Squiggles has a problem with Ron Jeremy. Butt width a star this luminescent, this is not a problem. Now go out and enjoy your moist Holiday Scumballs topped off with some Raunch Dressing.
Tag: Squiggles
Schweddy Balls
Expectorance of Things Passed
This book was written by Proust. Apparently he was allergic to Petite madeleines which set him off on this tome. Remembrance of Things Passed out My Nose. Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Throw(up)back Thursday
Squiggles used to be very arty. Notice the single drop of red a la Schindler’s List. Don’t get your panties in a wad. We’re not saying Squiggles is anywhere near the level of Spielberg’s finest. Squiggles is obviously much better.
Charlottesville
Squiggles
After checking with both sides, something tells me Blacula is going to get the Shaft. Like always.
Secretary of the Treasonury
Fortunately for the US, Jeff Sessions is the Attorney General and not Secretary of the Treasury because it’s been proven repeatedly that treacle-down economics doesn’t work. Except in that porn sub-genre of “Diabetic Golden Showers.”
Spring Break! Wooo!
For Spring Break, we visited Madam Tussauds. As the college kids know, Madam Tussauds is where all the crazy, naked parties happen. What happens in Madam Tussauds stays in Madam Tussauds (and in some of the wax figurines). As you can guess, Betty White was probably the most “used” figurine by the kids.
They have a bronze hand-print of Donald Trump. Here it is (Actual Size).
All they had at the Wane Museum was a collection of batmobiles.
Übermensch
Happy Birthday Jebus
Jebus looks like he’s painting a touching Family Circus as drawn by “Billy.” If that’s his real name.