Transitioning to Safe Spaces
Look at the camel toe on that dude! Oops, was that not PC? How about any of the following:
- Wookie Wallet
- Bikini Bizkit
- Pants Pita
- Bison Bite
- Slot Pocket
- Sushi Slot
- Piss Fenders
- Khloe Kurtains
- Vulvacano
Comics and Criticism
Look at the camel toe on that dude! Oops, was that not PC? How about any of the following:
What’s worse that ants in your pants?
Most comic commentators believe caustic criticism should correctly be completed quicker than five years after the comic is drawn.
Doubting Thomas the Tank Engine didn’t think he could get up that hill. And guess what? He was right. He failed miserably. So what is the moral of this story? Next year, for lent, give up the thing with feathers.
Trigonometry puns are not a thing that Einstein’s theory of relativity predicted. So who’s the smart one now? Solve this simple equation for a good trig giggle or triggle. Rapist = sin b / tan b.
Getting old can drive you batty!™ All rights reserved.
And yet Proust somehow still managed 300,000 words about his disappointing experience at mattress pounding. Just imagine if he had a sub-par visit to his local Chipotle? Little known fact: Proust loved Mexican food.
I think Squiggles has stumbled upon the cause of colony collapse. It began shortly after the internet became readily available to insects. Stupid Comcast.
While cleaning out the basement, I was excited when I came upon this golden oldie. I wiped off my seminal fluid and decided to post it posthaste. Can you believe Squiggles has been going for over 7 years? Can you believe I used the word “posthaste?” Why am I using the first-person point of view?
The answer is yes.
god is not dead
just terminally ill
let’s hope to be remembered
in his almighty will.