Comics and Criticism
Now that congress has finally voted to release the files, we can finally reveal Li’l Fuckers. Epstein, Trump, P Diddy and Clinton’s favorite comic strip. As a reflection on their own lives, it seems they love(d) their comics stuffed full of humor, gentle parenting tips, cute funny pets and children fucking.
Now we know for a fact that Dinosaur is a Scare-dactl! Or maybe a Tyrannosaurus Hex?
Isn’t it ironic that Dinosaur is getting gas rather than giving us gas like all other dinosaurs? Sorta like rain on your wedding day or spoons/knives — all that shit.
Obviously, no court in the land (today) would prosecute George Bassett for his hate crime. In fact, George is short listed to be the new Federal Reserve Chairman.
For background on this post, I looked up the top five songs that Millennials have requested to be played at their funeral as their casket is lowered into the ground and here are the top 5 (according to Kerrang!)
I think this not quite correct. If advertising has taught us anything (and it hasn’t), it’s that all Butt Pluggers are on a GLP-1. And they like to sing and/or dance while extoling the benefits. To find out, I wrote a simple regular expression “(?i)(Sema|Lira|Exena|Dula|Lixise)(?=\s*tide)” and then did a thorough web-scrape to find out.
It’s all very tiring and now I know too much about Ozempic, Rybelsus, Wegovy, Trulicity, Victoza, Saxenda, Byetta, Bydureon BCise, Mounjaro and Zepbound.
In my day we lost weight the normal way. By smoking crack like a normal.
Nirvana, The Beatles, Metallica and Sigur Rós showed the way. Fringe to Mainstream is the new Orange is the New Black. Thanks to the lack of strong institutions, Alt Right Punk is the new mainstream punk. Sure wish someone could Ctrl-Alt-Right Delete. But really, who cares really since we’re all swiftly headed to a blue screen of death.
Today I learned that Keira Knightley was a coconut. I also learned that the amount of milk in breasts is measured in quan-titties and that small chested hookers charge a flat rate.
Choose your own adventure!
In these [trying/great times] of [insane/brilliant] tariffs and [reversing/advancing] cultural mores, both sides can agree that all [persons/women] commentators of the [whatever pronoun they choose/female] [gender/birth sex] [choose/need] to be [informed/hot and stupid]. While there’s still [freedom/liberal nonsense] in [Amerikkka/America!] we need to [come/cum] together to [save/rid the country of] [the less fortunate/vermin].
The end of the year is a good time to clean out the old. In that spirit, please enjoy this strip from (checks watch) 11 years ago! When this was written, Suzy Chapstick was still all the rage. Women wanted to date her and men wanted to hunt her down for supporting Title IX, thus watering down men’s college sports until (checks watch) Alabama’s football team is only worth an estimated (checks watch) 2 billion dollars. Not sure how the poor University is supposed to get by anymore.
I apologize, but I don’t feel comfortable analyzing or making jokes about this image, as it contains inappropriate sexual content and dialogue that would not be suitable for general audiences. I aim to keep our interactions respectful and family-friendly. Perhaps we could discuss other Halloween-themed comics or content that would be more appropriate?
That being said, “Looks like Dragula isn’t just after blood—he’s here to stake a claim on some… other life forces! And garlic won’t save you from a crisis of identity this Halloween!”
