Comics and Criticism
In honour of our great cuntry’s 250th birthday we present a comic drawn at the time of the Founding Fathers. Rumour has it that this comic was sewn by Betsy Ross. Remember that this was before the great humour revolution of 1837 when it became no longer amusing to make fun of pies. Also, it was created before “the rapist” was broken into two separate words and made president.
My country reminds me of The Rolling Stones. They started out very derivative but showing much promise (12X5, Aftermath). After some time and internal strife they came together for a period where they could do no wrong (Beggars Banquet to Exile on Main Street). Then the they got full of themselves and went way overboard and lost their way (Black and Blue or Dirty Work anyone? anyone?). Now they just continue on doing the same old stupid stuff without doing anything that takes real effort or has much worth (touring and multiple “live” albums). Eventually, they’ll just fade away, full of rust. By the way, I’m from Canada.