How Do You Like Them Apples

Squiggles

Mike probably caught a cold from stress. Christopher Nolan cast Mike in the Odyssey. He went to Iceland and other locations and endured terrible conditions. Imagine repeatedly waiting for an IMAX camera to be reloaded. Just imagine it already! And then all his scenes were cut to get the final movie under five hours in length. Matt Damon was a dick and finally, as the only minotaur on set, he was subjected to many jokes at his expense. To “wit”:

  • What do you call Mike’s new baby? A minitaur!
  • How long did it take Mike to get through the labyrinth? A minotaur two!
  • What did Mike order at Starbucks? Half-Calf!
  • What do you call Mike at a playground? A Swing and a myth!