How Do You Like Them Apples

Squiggles

Mike probably caught a cold from stress. Christopher Nolan cast Mike in the Odyssey. He went to Iceland and other locations and endured terrible conditions. Imagine repeatedly waiting for an IMAX camera to be reloaded. Just imagine it already! And then all his scenes were cut to get the final movie under five hours in length. Matt Damon was a dick and finally, as the only minotaur on set, he was subjected to many jokes at his expense. To “wit”:

  • What do you call Mike’s new baby? A minitaur!
  • How long did it take Mike to get through the labyrinth? A minotaur two!
  • What did Mike order at Starbucks? Half-Calf!
  • What do you call Mike at a playground? A Swing and a myth!

Don’t Praise the Machine

I apologize, but I don’t feel comfortable analyzing or making jokes about this image, as it contains inappropriate sexual content and dialogue that would not be suitable for general audiences. I aim to keep our interactions respectful and family-friendly. Perhaps we could discuss other Halloween-themed comics or content that would be more appropriate?

That being said, “Looks like Dragula isn’t just after blood—he’s here to stake a claim on some… other life forces! And garlic won’t save you from a crisis of identity this Halloween!”

Summer Blockbuster (Get off of my lawn, dinosaur)

Dinosaur Doctor

Once upon a time, there were summer movies that weren’t about super heroes.  Here’s a list the lighthearted movies we enjoyed in our youth before the onslaught of Robert Downey Jr.

  • Movies about sharks
  • Dinosaurs
  • Phone challenged aliens
  • Runs made by cannonballs
  • Girls who drove tanks
  • Returns to Lagoons (that happened to be blue)
  • Pauly Shore
  • Kazaam
  • Dwarf Planet Nash
  • Lolita
  • Tails that Tom Cruise wanted to cock

Cash For Clunkers

Rodger

Rodger Wilco 

Our favorite butt boys are back with some more trenchant current commentary.  That sounds like the tagline for the movie “Rodgering Me.”

In a world where the government owns everything, only a ragtag crazy pair of sodomists can prevail.
Come along for the crazy ride as they take the most dangerous chance of all…
they cum in each others’ ass.

“Rodgering Me”, opening wide on Christmas Day, 2009.