Another sexy summer and the living is sleazy. Sadly with the on going extraordinary drought, things are quite dry. El Nino has not helped much, but at least had a few mentions in the Epstein files.
Rolling Coastal Blackouts Difficult Brown Fever
Category: Filthy
(In|E)ternal Love
When the history of the 2020’s is written, two names will tower above them all. Hawk Tuah and Mr. Beast. For our always online, always trading society, here’s a quick link to keep track of your millions invested in the Hawk Tuah coin. Congrats to all of you finance bros who jump on every bandwagon to riches.
Epstein’s Peanut
Now that congress has finally voted to release the files, we can finally reveal Li’l Fuckers. Epstein, Trump, P Diddy and Clinton’s favorite comic strip. As a reflection on their own lives, it seems they love(d) their comics stuffed full of humor, gentle parenting tips, cute funny pets and children fucking.
Bi-Sexual Partisanship
Choose your own adventure!
In these [trying/great times] of [insane/brilliant] tariffs and [reversing/advancing] cultural mores, both sides can agree that all [persons/women] commentators of the [whatever pronoun they choose/female] [gender/birth sex] [choose/need] to be [informed/hot and stupid]. While there’s still [freedom/liberal nonsense] in [Amerikkka/America!] we need to [come/cum] together to [save/rid the country of] [the less fortunate/vermin].
Trenchant or Trenchfoot
What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.
You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!
Sean Payton is Cocky
For all our fans who come for the trenchant cock related humor, we regret to inform you that we are going to discuss Russell Wilson. What do you call Russell Wilson getting a golden shower? A Ciara Mist. Hey, I take it back, at we used some cock-adjacent humor.
Political Reach Around
Calling all libtards and MAGATS! Grab your fave hat of any color you like (unless you’re in Alabama or Texass) and give your favorite gender unspecified friend (in California or Vermont) a hand. Or a mouth. WWJOMD‽ (What would jesus or marduk do?)
Mask Man(date)
Finally, men can understand a bit of what it’s like to be a woman. So get out and get your cock vaccinated and enjoy just a little of Aunt Flo.
Artisanal Boner‽
Why is everything so Artisanal nowadays‽ Artis anal! Oh right, now I get it. Cock is now ready to do some interrobanging!
Li’l Spermy: Face the Music
Li’l Spermy is the latest superhero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as they finally fill the gap from terrible Superhero Movies to wonderful Porn Movies.