That Musky Smell

George Bassett

Hawk Tuah, Hunter Biden, Trump Boys, DOGE? Seriously, what are you doing? Did you really think you’d get rich? And this time quick‽ But actually, $hart Coin sounds like it could really take off after sycophants start auctioning off the current president’s used diapers.

In other more serious news, George Bassett the racist dog would never beat Elon Musk, because racist.

 

(In|E)ternal Love

Cock ‘N’ Balls

When the history of the 2020’s is written, two names will tower above them all. Hawk Tuah and Mr. Beast. For our always online, always trading society, here’s a quick link to keep track of your millions invested in the Hawk Tuah coin. Congrats to all of you finance bros who jump on every bandwagon to riches.