Hawk Tuah, Hunter Biden, Trump Boys, DOGE? Seriously, what are you doing? Did you really think you’d get rich? And this time quick‽ But actually, $hart Coin sounds like it could really take off after sycophants start auctioning off the current president’s used diapers.
In other more serious news, George Bassett the racist dog would never beat Elon Musk, because racist.