That Musky Smell

George Bassett

Hawk Tuah, Hunter Biden, Trump Boys, DOGE? Seriously, what are you doing? Did you really think you’d get rich? And this time quick‽ But actually, $hart Coin sounds like it could really take off after sycophants start auctioning off the current president’s used diapers.

In other more serious news, George Bassett the racist dog would never beat Elon Musk, because racist.

 

Musk Fuckin With The Shorts

Squiggles

Does anyone else find it funny that Musk is considering taking Tesla private at $420?  Maybe he could do it April 20th.  Transactions take place after hours so possibly he could do it at 4:20 pm?

He could also buy out $CTRL, $ALT, and $DEL and combine them into a company called Blue Screen.  Or combine Alibaba with O’Reilly Auto Parts and call the company Teenage Wasteland.

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