Comics and Criticism
Hawk Tuah, Hunter Biden, Trump Boys, DOGE? Seriously, what are you doing? Did you really think you’d get rich? And this time quick‽ But actually, $hart Coin sounds like it could really take off after sycophants start auctioning off the current president’s used diapers.
In other more serious news, George Bassett the racist dog would never beat Elon Musk, because racist.
With all the conflict in the Middle East, these are the salad days for George Basset (slowly getting eaten away). Of course, like all domesticated anti-Semites, I’m sure George would never wolf down any croutons because they rhyme with something he finds abhorrent. Good thing he’s not into particle physics or couches that fold out into beds.
With all the relevant previous examples, Prince Harry, Harry Hamlin, Harry Styles, J.K. Rowling. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Nazi Kitty’s name is Harry.
Stay safe and make sure to check for Zyklon B in your candy this year. There’s rumors that several wingers are hiding it in Kit Kats this year.
