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Tag: Vivisection
Happy Schmek’s Day
I know it’s tough to drag yourself away from the numerous Schmek’s day activities (Who doesn’t love Ruffled Potato chips!) but if it’s not too much of a Snafu join us to celebrate! Good God, just join us already.
Super Ball 50
Wait until you see the half-time show Vivisection has concockted. That’s right, concockted! Fuck you, Coldplay and Beyonce. It’s time for a real extravaganza.
49 – 0
This is an illegal feed from Roger Mayweather’s final fight. And the 48 before that. Maybe after he un-retires, he’ll take on more than a tomato can.
Urethrafy. Look it up.
Je Suis Lapin
Lagamorpha Priapism
Poor Ms. Hopkins. She’s just trying to edumacate the kids. Here’s some fat knowledge for any of you that mix up your bathtub, hand-holding pills with your carnauba wax. Seek veterinary help.
Lost in Translation
I did a bit of googling on the Chinese characters in this strip. I imagined they said something profound. Instead, I think they must have been written by a tattoo artist.
Two for One Special on Aisle three
Look out Paul Blart, there’s a new mall cop in town. How’s that for a neat segway into a lovely double dose of Vivisection?
I wonder what kind of extra frosting Timmy is thinking about?
