Let Freedom Kerrang

George Bassett

Obviously, no court in the land (today) would prosecute George Bassett for his hate crime. In fact, George is short listed to be the new Federal Reserve Chairman.

For background on this post, I looked up the top five songs that Millennials have requested to be played at their funeral as their casket is lowered into the ground and here are the top 5 (according to Kerrang!)

  1. 1-877-Kars 4 Kids
  2. 1-877-Kars 4 Kids (rock version)
  3. Another One Bites the Dust
  4. Stayin’ Alive
  5. Together Forever

Racing to a Fantasy Football Victory

George Bassett

To spite George, this year I made my auto-draft only select Jewish players. Here’s my league beating team.

By Round

  1. A.J. Dillon – RB
  2. Greg Joseph – K
  3. Josh Rosen – QB
  4. JuJu Smith Schuster
  5. – 17. No Pick

Look out Vick in a Box, Forgetting Brandon Marshall, Hurts so Good, Machine Gun Kelce, and Oxford Kamala Harris  JuJu’s Juggernauts is on the way to dominating the league.

Allen Iverson

George Bassett

Baby Louie

Not since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air / Blossom episode has a crossover been this highly anticipated. No, not Trump and Kanye, but rather Baby Louie and George Basset together. What hijinks can a, diaper wearing poopy baby and an anti-Semitic dog get into?

Oh wait, maybe that is about Trump and Kanye.