Like our friends from Cock ‘N’ Balls, resolve yourself this year to eat fewer carbs. Where else can you get better health advice than from a Fat Head cock and whistling balls?
Dead and Family Circus
Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven. Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years. Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores. “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?” NOT ME!
Name that Poon (disease)
Yes, it’s time again to Butt Plugger up a caption. Please use the comments to insert yourself into the twisted world of Vivisection.
Sing Me a Ludditebye
We were curious about what Baby Louie’s twitter feed looks like. With a little hardcore kernel hacking, we found it. Here it is for your enjoyment!
Christmas Season Has Begun
Must See TV
Finally a mashup that makes sense. Can’t be any worse than some of the other new shows the networks are putting out this fall. Such as:
- $#*! My Asshole Says
- My Mother the Tractor-Trailer
- The OCD
- Touched by an Uncle
- Cock Rock
- AfterM*A*S*Hed Potatoes
- Pee Haw
- Hello Larry Wachowski
- 2 ½ Seamem Stains
- Joey
- Golden Shower Girls
- Joanie Loves Snookie
- My Big Fat Greek Ass
- Petticoat Injunction
- BJing the Bear
- Steinfeld
- Temptation Isthmus
- The Real Housewives of Wayne County
- Suddenly Susan B. Anthony
- Porking Mindy
- Welcome Back Beaver
Untouchable
If These Balls Could Talk
After the runaway success of our last captioning contest (4 whole comments!) we’ve brought back everyone’s favorite “Cock ‘N’ Balls.” So send in your best caption for this comic and we’ll share the best ones at a later date. This brings a new meaning to “Pluggers,” doesn’t it?
Happy Bloomsday
Sure this post is four days late, but it took the authors that long just to write the punchline. From what I understand this “very special” Squiggles was sent in by Joyce DeWitt.
Trans-un-stantiation
Rest in Pieces returns after a long hiatal hernia to remind us of the joys of growing old. Wonder if that was “The Blood of Christ” in her underwear? Fortunately the priest was using the new low-fat, “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Jesus” wafers.