Secretary of the Treasonury
Fortunately for the US, Jeff Sessions is the Attorney General and not Secretary of the Treasury because it’s been proven repeatedly that treacle-down economics doesn’t work. Except in that porn sub-genre of “Diabetic Golden Showers.”
A Lot of Alliteration for Anchors Taking Powerful Poops
Whizzit that with many Movantik Moments making memories, Whizzit thinks mocking imodium might make for merriment? Fuck Frank!
Miracle on the Dumb Son
We’re just winging it here and not trying to Sully a good name, but it looks like Sullenberger may now be flying for United.
Woke as Duck
Loosey Goosey may be politically correct in most ways, but as you can see in the comic strip he/she is eating duck or goose. What kind of cannibalism shit is that? Fucking shows you the hypocrisy of the left!
Spring Break! Wooo!
For Spring Break, we visited Madam Tussauds. As the college kids know, Madam Tussauds is where all the crazy, naked parties happen. What happens in Madam Tussauds stays in Madam Tussauds (and in some of the wax figurines). As you can guess, Betty White was probably the most “used” figurine by the kids.
They have a bronze hand-print of Donald Trump. Here it is (Actual Size).
All they had at the Wane Museum was a collection of batmobiles.
Oops a SOLID Joke
S) This strip only contains one joke. Check.
O) Dinosaur’s ass is open for extension but closed for modification. Check.
L) If you substitute any Kardashian for the Dinosaur, the joke still works. Check.
I) There is only one public interface to this strip. Check.
D) Dinosaur must bend over for the joke. This seems like a somewhat concrete inversion of dependency. Partial Credit.
Übermensch
NFL Playoff Time
If “It’s not football unless you have a massive load,” then the Browns (LOL!) are the best team in the NFL. Now we have to go hire an attorney since we’ll be sued by Roger Goodell. He has to “protect the shield” after all and they need the money to figure out how to allow Joe Mixon in the league.
Happy Birthday Jebus
Jebus looks like he’s painting a touching Family Circus as drawn by “Billy.” If that’s his real name.
