It is really time that Zuck gets hauled in front of congress again to explain FaceBook’s fetal algorithms. I’m relatively positive that he’s been tracking everything from amniotic viscosity to blastopore density.
The Late Saint Patrick
Just like leprechauns, this comic is chronically late. Much like all the leprecahun’s girlfriends, and mistresses and pots of gold. That’s right, leprechauns like to fuck pots of gold. Google it.
Droppin’ a deuce
I’d say Squiggles has a problem with Ron Jeremy. Butt width a star this luminescent, this is not a problem. Now go out and enjoy your moist Holiday Scumballs topped off with some Raunch Dressing.
Schweddy Balls
#MeTwo
There’s nothing funny about sexual harassment or assault but you can make fun of the names!
Donald (up the) Trump, Bill Cli(toris)nton, James Franco (and Beans), Casey (at the bat) Affleck, Paul Haggis (and blood pudding), Ben Vereen (off the straight and narrow), Morgan Spu(tom)rlock, Tavis (won’t make you) Smiley, (S)Heath Evans, Marshall Faulk (me or die), Mario (cock and) Batali, Dustin (your ass) Hoffman, Oliver Stone (hard), Roy (what is your) Price, Harvey Weinstein, Matt (muncher) Lauer, Kevin (sex in) Spacey, Garrison Keillor (when I was done), Louis CK (my cock).
Expectorance of Things Passed
This book was written by Proust. Apparently he was allergic to Petite madeleines which set him off on this tome. Remembrance of Things Passed out My Nose. Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
A Funky Christmas
I’m never sure what the (anti) PC police allow nowdays, so I’m not sure if I should say Happy Honda Days or Merry Toyotathon? Whatever. Fuck you and yours and let’s just make the most of the last XMas of humankind.
Happy Schmek’s Day
I know it’s tough to drag yourself away from the numerous Schmek’s day activities (Who doesn’t love Ruffled Potato chips!) but if it’s not too much of a Snafu join us to celebrate! Good God, just join us already.
Throw(up)back Thursday
Squiggles used to be very arty. Notice the single drop of red a la Schindler’s List. Don’t get your panties in a wad. We’re not saying Squiggles is anywhere near the level of Spielberg’s finest. Squiggles is obviously much better.
RIP Hugh Grant
In memory of Hugh Grant’s passing, here is a klassic komik from Playboy, circa 1987. Wait. I was just informed that it wasn’t Hugh Grant, but Hugh Bonneville who passed away. Crap. Does that mean Uptown Abbey was cancelled too? Well, he lived upstairs just like Luka.