Apologies to those expecting a hot strip of Rodger. Just keep you cock in your pants and enjoy a trenchant commentary that sheds a harsh light on the similarities of ancient and modern treatment of…Ah fuck it! Here’s a cock.
Two for One Special on Aisle three
Look out Paul Blart, there’s a new mall cop in town. How’s that for a neat segway into a lovely double dose of Vivisection?
I wonder what kind of extra frosting Timmy is thinking about?
Horseshoes and Meteorites
It has been a long time for our friend Dinosaur Doctor. In fact, I thought he had gone extinct, but today’s installment shows that he’s still going strong. Wait…this is copyright 2010. Maybe he was destroyed in the great mythical creature cataclysm of 2012. Along with those other mythical creatures, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, Bonnie Franklin and Jesus.
Happy Smother’s Day
Sure it’s a bit late, but is it ever really too late? Tell someone you love them today. Or at least smother them with a pillow. Let them know you care.
Womb With a View
We would sincerely like to apologize for missing the passing of Bonnie Franklin. Now you’re tapping for God. Pat Harrington sends his regards and will be joining you momentarily.
The Winters of Our Discontent
RIP to the funniest man on Mork and Mindy. Hope he doesn’t go to hell after that damning with faint praise.
Tied in Winsor Knots
Let’s All Discuss the Affordable Care Act (AKA Obamacare) Rationally
Super Bowel Commercials
It’s that time of year all commercial lovers long for (and isn’t that all of us, really)? Because the game will suck and either Ray Lewis or Chris Culliver will be on a winning side, let’s forget our troubles with a big helping of crappy commercials from Super Bowls past.
Awful Graupel Surgery
I don’t think Ms. Snowman should talk. It looks as though she’s had some work done. Perhaps brachioplasty?