And this one panel my friends is why we have Donald J Trump. When they got rid of the requirement of French Kissing the flag, our country went straight into the crapper.
MAGayA
Category: Comic
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Say what you will about today’s gender politics. Go ahead and say it Louis CK! I think the most disturbing thing in this Sunday comic is not the gender confusion and sexual shenanigans. The most disturbing this is the following.
WTF is going on with the sleeve here‽‽‽ Did the ensign try to interrobang it‽‽‽
Cock Smoker
Cannot wait for this commercial to air during the “Super” Bowl. When the game ends there’s always a flood of flushed toilets. After this airs, I suspect a flood of used tissues through out independent living centers.
A Star is Porn
Before you say this couldn’t happen remember that if someone told you a year ago that Lady Gaga would be nominated for an Oscar, you would have rightfully laughed in their face and stabbed them.
I wonder if the bra will be nominated for a breast supporting role?
Inflame the Yule Log
Paydirt
Clearly Louie’s diaper didn’t have a sufficient firewall. His diaper is a greenfield for black-hat hacking.
Shakespeare is Corny
- All’s Well That Ends Well by Exxon
- “When oil and fire, too strong for reason’s force, O’erbears it and burns on.”
- King Lear by Philip Morris
- “‘Tis hot, it smokes.”
- Henry IV by the NRA
- “So cowardly; and but for these vile guns, He would himself have been a soldier.”
- As You Like It by Koch Industries
- “Of what kind should this cock come of?”
- Henry V by Chick Fil A
- “Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch’d”
Seven Year Snatch
Wait? What was censored? What could be more disturbing that what we can already see? Trump’s toadstool?
Gundite (Gun + Luddite)
Hope you and yours got your 3D printer gun plans before they were outlawed. Of course, we all know the old-fashioned 2D models work much better. I’d like to point out, they are much easier to sneak on a plane. You just have to hope you don’t get trapezoided.
Musk Fuckin With The Shorts
Does anyone else find it funny that Musk is considering taking Tesla private at $420? Maybe he could do it April 20th. Transactions take place after hours so possibly he could do it at 4:20 pm?
He could also buy out $CTRL, $ALT, and $DEL and combine them into a company called Blue Screen. Or combine Alibaba with O’Reilly Auto Parts and call the company Teenage Wasteland.
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