Comics and Criticism
Nirvana, The Beatles, Metallica and Sigur Rós showed the way. Fringe to Mainstream is the new Orange is the New Black. Thanks to the lack of strong institutions, Alt Right Punk is the new mainstream punk. Sure wish someone could Ctrl-Alt-Right Delete. But really, who cares really since we’re all swiftly headed to a blue screen of death.
Today I learned that Keira Knightley was a coconut. I also learned that the amount of milk in breasts is measured in quan-titties and that small chested hookers charge a flat rate.
Choose your own adventure!
In these [trying/great times] of [insane/brilliant] tariffs and [reversing/advancing] cultural mores, both sides can agree that all [persons/women] commentators of the [whatever pronoun they choose/female] [gender/birth sex] [choose/need] to be [informed/hot and stupid]. While there’s still [freedom/liberal nonsense] in [Amerikkka/America!] we need to [come/cum] together to [save/rid the country of] [the less fortunate/vermin].
In a not so shocking twist, Snoopy wasn’t fascist enough for George. Make one mistake and you’ll pay for it the rest of your life.
Lucy knew what was coming two years ago. The new administration has a new Transspotting cabinet position. Can’t wait to see all the cunty fun our cuntry is in for. Imagine the cognitive dissonance caused if Lindsey Graham, JD Vance, Vance Joseph, and oxford commas are all outed as being trans.
The end of the year is a good time to clean out the old. In that spirit, please enjoy this strip from (checks watch) 11 years ago! When this was written, Suzy Chapstick was still all the rage. Women wanted to date her and men wanted to hunt her down for supporting Title IX, thus watering down men’s college sports until (checks watch) Alabama’s football team is only worth an estimated (checks watch) 2 billion dollars. Not sure how the poor University is supposed to get by anymore.
The East Coast / Wet Coast (diaper) (w)rap wars continue. Which is sad because B. Louie and P. Diddy used to be tight. Unlike the (alleged) victims of the Puff Parties.
You might recall that B. Louie and Diddy used to be sympatico with B. Louie always dropping Notorious BIG’s in his britches…bitches.
I apologize, but I don’t feel comfortable analyzing or making jokes about this image, as it contains inappropriate sexual content and dialogue that would not be suitable for general audiences. I aim to keep our interactions respectful and family-friendly. Perhaps we could discuss other Halloween-themed comics or content that would be more appropriate?
That being said, “Looks like Dragula isn’t just after blood—he’s here to stake a claim on some… other life forces! And garlic won’t save you from a crisis of identity this Halloween!”
To spite George, this year I made my auto-draft only select Jewish players. Here’s my league beating team.
By Round
Look out Vick in a Box, Forgetting Brandon Marshall, Hurts so Good, Machine Gun Kelce, and Oxford Kamala Harris JuJu’s Juggernauts is on the way to dominating the league.
