Happy Halloween Ya Sick Freaks

Dinosaur Doctor

Now we know for a fact that Dinosaur is a Scare-dactl! Or maybe a Tyrannosaurus Hex?
Isn’t it ironic that Dinosaur is getting gas rather than giving us gas like all other dinosaurs? Sorta like rain on your wedding day or spoons/knives — all that shit.

March Hare Madness

Whizzit

Whizzit hasn’t been published in years, but I found this one nestled away as a gentle reminder of a kinder time. Imagine thinking 2012 was Sisyphean, Kafkaesque or Quixotic compared to the last nine years‽ So thanks a (metric) ton Cartesian Doug (if that’s your real name) for a fun trip down memory lane when gas cost 8.60 a gallon. Or maybe it’s per liter seeing as Cartesian Doug is Canadian (and wetter than he’s ever been!)