They also had sex a baker’s dozen times that morning! He liked to synergism on her tits, butt that’s somewhat of an “inside” joke.
The Great Seduction
Fucking Christmas Already
Get some head start on your New Year’s Resolutions and stuff the Christmas goose. Can’t wait to see what’s served on the potatoes. Hint: pud in the spuds.
Stair-Lifter to Hell
Here are some interesting facts about Lydia. She is actually younger than Jimmy Page. Like Jimmy, she can play a monster riff. Also, like Jimmy, she kept a 14-year-old captive for sex and suffered no consequences.
Baby Got Back
Louie discovered the age-old problem that if you get too much saliva on your butt plug, it slips too much. Rookie mistake.
Teabagging at the Eiffel Tower
It sure took oolong time (6 years since publication) but I finally get the joke. You see, I’ve learned that some people like Dim Sum with their tea.
Shart (Tank) Weak
Just like Mr. Wonderful, Baby Louie offered his friend a royalty deal which he wisely turned down. For startups, it’s rarely wise to reduce your shit flow until you’ve passed your BM Round of financing.
Buzzed Aldrin
Fifty years after Neil and Buzz allegedly walked on the moon and forty-two years after O.J. Simpson actually walked on Mars, “tangry” is still not in the dictionary. This is one of history’s greatest conspiracies committed by none other Mondelez. Speaking of lezzes, how cum there is also not a word for poontangry‽
Smoke the Gay Away
Ray Liotta, “Slow Turkey” and now everyone’s favourite British dinosaur have all be co-opted by Pfizer and blown wads of cash. But what is suffering “Life threatening allergic and skin reactions that include swelling of face, mouth, throat; a rash, peeling skin or blisters” when you can cure yourself from smoking…COCK‽
Colorado Banking
Happy Birthday, Sinead
Allen Iverson isn’t the only one famous for his “crossover.” Encyclopedia Brown cracks his tightest case ever. The Hardy Boys were too timid to even touch it…with their tongues.