Tag: Comic

New Year’s Resolution – No Long Pigs

With the new year come all the tedious resolutions. This year, I resolve to smoke more weed and eat less…human. Doing well so far, but we’ll see what February brings as that is when I normally get hungrier. Or maybe that’s the bhang? In either case, I guess I should just Packer it in already.

MCCGA (CC is for Cunty Christmas)

Rest in Pieces

This holiday season if you’re out getting stocking stuffers, make sure to pick up that special something that really could use some stuffing. Mike Lindell’s MyRectum. 50% off with proof you attended the Jan 6 rally.

Happy Heil O Ween

George Bassett

With all the relevant previous examples, Prince Harry, Harry Hamlin, Harry Styles, J.K. Rowling.  I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Nazi Kitty’s name is Harry.

Stay safe and make sure to check for Zyklon B in your candy this year.  There’s rumors that several wingers are hiding it in Kit Kats this year.

Don’t Bite the Hand That Pays You

George Bassett

Strangely, George’s owner was not mad about George’s blatant racism. She was upset about George questioning International Monetary Policy. As the IMF and the US Federal Reserve have shown us, they are so good at what they do, they are beyond questioning. [Our Soros sponsored Patreon donation should be clearing soon.]

Get Woke (in time to watch the next episode)

The original MTS is shown at 5:30 am on MeTV, so you must be woke to see it. In the reboot, Steve Douglas is played by Willem Dafoe, an aging star deigning to do TV for a huge paycheck. In the reboot, Steve is a serial killer who disappears:

  • His first wife
  • His live in father-in-law, Bub, who is the only mother figure his trio of trixic sons have ever known
  • His oldest son, Mike and first daughter-in-law Sally
  • The parents of his adopted replacement for Mike
  • Second (then first) son Robbie
  • Tramp the dog.  Controversially eaten in a classic “mix-up” episode when family thinks they’re trying a new delicacy cooked by the horrible Korean stereotype character that moves in next door.

So basically the reboot is exactly like the original.

Mandela Effect

I could have sworn that Scott Baio was the Karate Kid. Imagine my surprise to find out it was C. Thomas Howell who played Daniel. Did you know that Miyagi never said “Wax on, Wax off?” Did you know that Gwen Stefani is older now than Pat Morita was when he played Miyagi? Rest In Power Wisdom Tooth!!!

Well aware that it was Ralph Macchio! Stay tuned to this blog for more Karate Kid trivia!