Apparently Octo-Mom only has eight fingers also. I hope the authors aren’t sued now for infinging on Octomom’s trademark. If Nadya married Chad Johnson, would she be known as Mrs. Cinco Ocho Madre?
Category: Comic
Oh God! It’s a PSA.
Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:
- nausea and vomiting
- enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
- anxiety
- convulsions
- twittering
- insomnia
- loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
- finding Hilary Duff attractive
- cold sweats
- hot shivers
- swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
- swelling and bleeding of the cock
- restlessness and anxiety
- damage to nasal cavities
- laughing at Dane Cook
- possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
- starring in movies with John Denver
M*A*S*H U*P
How did Gaydar survive for seven seasons with Father Mulcahy? I’m glad to see that the artist went through great pains to accurately portray Mr. Burghoff’s physical deformity. (Or it could be the artist has a physical deformity of his own.)
M*A*S*H? Paul Lynde?! How old are these cartoonists? Someone needs to tell them to start cracking wise about Zac Efron. Speaking of gaydar…
Cram Chowder
Rest in Pee Soup
Here’s a relatively new strip named “Rest in Pieces.” Crankshit better watch out because there’s a new kid in the nursing home and she’s sassy! I’m assuming this is a woman although it could be Benjamin Franklin. Or possibly even Bonnie Franklin after tap dancing failed to offer the long term health benifits she envisioned.
Judging by her name, I assume she’s eating clam chowder. She’s so sassy it’s probably Rhode Island style.
Tiger Using His Wood
Do you think “Tiger” is using his driver? I hope he used the ball wash before this hole because it appears his club has a curved shaft. I think “Tiger” may also be using the Vardon Grip here.
Comic Footnotes
Another favorite comic named Whizzit never fails to amuse. By the looks of the hat and undershirt we’re still in 1953. Of course this fits in perfectly with a comic universe made up of Beetle Bailey1, Hi and Lois2, Blondie3, Archie4, Dennis the Menace5, Grin and Bear It6, Family Circus7. Shall we continue? Ok, Broom Hilda8, Marmaduke9,Barney Google10
1) Beetle Bailey was my favorite Beatle. Much better drummer than Ringo
2) There’s actually a book of the “Best” of Hi and Lois. I dare you to buy it. Or read it cover to cover.
7) Who fucked barfy up the butt? Not Me!
8 ) This is not in Jest, what kind of Broom did Hilda Ride?a
10) At least he had a technically modern name. What’s it called when Barney Googles himself?
a) A Broom of the System.
Techno Porn
Bunky
Some questions about this strip:
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Does this robot swallow?
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Is the robot helping Bunky get ready for an oral exam?
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Does the robot make sure Bunky gets ahead?
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What more would this robot do for a “All night cram session?”
Back in our College Daze we had a more primitive homework robot based on the Apple II+. It wouldn’t let us get past second base, but boy did that robot have amazing rack of bits.
Dinomyopia
Something I’ve wondered about this strip for a long period is why is it named “Dinosaur Doctor” when the dinosaur is clearly the patient? From the looks of the patient, I’d say this dinosaur has Thunder Lizard Thighs, and was probably given a prescription for Triceratopfocals.
Sir Pro-Life-A-Lot
Unfortunately for Sir Lot, musical taste also begins at conception. There are some little known facts about Sir Lot that you may not be aware of.
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Anthony Ray was so ahead of his time that he recorded a special spoken word piece (more a tone poem, really) about the dangers of Vitamin D deficiency for the B – side to his Greatest Hit 45.
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George W. Bush was heavily influenced by Baby Got Back in his decision to halt government funding for stem cell research.
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Jump on It sucks.
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Sir Lot does not really own an anaconda.