Their be much that Travis could of done gooder. Its so alarming your not gonna beleive it. Now loose you’re objections to have a positive affect.
Category: Comic
Common Sense Baby Care
Whizzit clearly takes place in the 50’s so you’d think Fred and Polyethylene here would do what any parents would do in the 50’s. Give the baby a little whiskey, dress him in a coonskin cap and poodle skirt. Then they’d probably head over to the car hop and stuff themselves in a phone booth with fifteen greasers and then head home to have deviant sex. Probably in the newly discovered missionary position.
Happy Fourth of July
Let’s see King George III come over here now and keep us from enjoying our Cock Comics! Thank you, John Adams!
Black Eyed Pee
The funny thing about this comic is that the gifts left on the floor didn’t come from “That Darn Pup.” Perhaps Fergie is in the house?
Hangnail
Travis again visits the doctor with hilarious results. You wouldn’t think a comic strip could find enough gags in simply having a dinosaur visit the doctor, but you’d be wrong. On this particular visit, I think Jesus is treating Travis for a hangnail or possibly a pain in his side.
Car Trouble
For some reason, Sid didn’t know that June is typically the beginning of summer, not the end. Unfortunately, with Detroit’s current problems, even blow jobs might not move cars off the lot. Unless, of course, they were hybrid blow jobs. (For those not in the know, a hybrid blow-job is powered by the wind in conjunction with a finger jammed in your butt.)
Let Them Marry!
Leave it to our filthy friend Rodger to keep it hip and modern. The Rolling Stones and Fan-Man in one trenchant rogering. And what is with the legs on the pitcher? Are they made of gelatin?
Deep Dark Valley
Wouldn’t that really be a 3-for-1 special? Or maybe our Dark Valley protagonist shares Anne Boleyn’s deformity?
Unlucky Stiff
Hot on the tail of Whizzit, Squiggles mounts the “sexy” subject of Erectile Dysfunction. Who would want to be undead after seeing this timely PSA from our friends at Squiggles? Because how fun would it be if you couldn’t stick your boner in a few super-dry zombies?
ED ucation
The odd thing is that this doesn’t happen if you take Viagra. Watch out if you’re on Levitra, however.