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X Marks the Twat

Rest in Pieces

Imagine the hot sexgram chains Lydia used to be a part of:
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𓂡 𓇋 𓈖 𓂧 𓅱 𓆑 𓇋 𓂋 𓄿 𓈖 𓂧 𓇋 𓈖 𓆎 𓅱 𓇋𓇋 𓏏 𓉔 𓇋 𓋴 𓏏 𓄿 𓆑𓆑 𓅱 𓆑 𓂋 𓄿
𓆑𓇋𓂋𓋴𓏏 𓇋 𓅓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓎡𓂋𓂧𓋴𓏏𓉔𓍿𓏛𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓅓𓇋𓎡𓇋𓏏𓉔𓍿𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓅱𓇋𓏏𓏏𓍿𓅱𓇋𓂋𓋴𓇋𓅓𓂋𓂧𓋴𓏏𓉔𓍿𓅱𓂋𓂋𓂋𓏛𓋴𓇋𓎡𓏏𓉔𓂧𓂧𓂧𓏛𓎡𓂋𓏏𓉔𓎡𓂋𓏛𓏛𓏛𓏏𓅱𓋴𓏏𓂋𓉔𓏛𓋴𓏛𓎡𓏛𓂋𓏏𓉔𓍿𓏛𓏛𓏛𓅱𓏏𓏏

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Turing Test

Loosey Goosey

Surprising with Lucy’s quantumsexuality that they wouldn’t know about quantum computing. If they’d just take a gander at Justin Trudeau’s greatest speeches over a glass of Gay Goose and Soda they’d know, like sexuality, computing can be everything at once. At least if you’re a cat (or goose) in a box.

Trenchant or Trenchfoot

Baby Louie

What at first glance is yet another Baby Louie poop strip becomes much more insightful when you realize that the author “Frink” is possibly the greatest political cartoonist since Nast(y), Hoest, or Trudeau.

You see Louie and his new friend are the current front runners for the presidency. Just like aforementioned candidates, they are incontinent and wear big baggy diapers. Like Louie we’d all like to crawl away from the current climate into the next strip. Sadly, just like America, the next strip over happens to be a very special panel of Cock ‘N’ Balls!

Ask for the Reubens Sandwich

RIP Pee Wee. Did you know that Pee Wee’s favorite baseball teams were the Yankees and Expos? He lived in a simpler time when getting off in a theater wasn’t captured on skynet. He was America’s greatest actor since John Wilkes Booth. And they both shot someone in the back of the head in a theater.

Cancel Culture Club

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