Mid-term Abortions

Baby Louie

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Election Season, which means all advertisements are political. Political ads present many wonderful truths to our homes. With out political ads, how will I know which one of two despicable humans I’d rather have a beer with or watch drive a tractor?

I wish the election would never happen. Without political ads how will I know which one of two despicable humans I’d rather have a beer with or watch drive a tractor? Should I vote for or against killing all cute puppies? If turd limits were to be enacted, what would happen to the current occupants of the White House? Would they be flushed? Depends.

Polling Station

Cock ‘N’ Balls
cocknballsbonevoyage

After a short campaign with all the usual boring, normal ideas, it’s time for America to take the plunge and vote for either one of our lovable choices.  Those wags who say your vote doesn’t matter (ahem) are correct.  When both of the candidates are as great and lovable as those we have, it’s like choosing between a soothing, warm bath and a refreshing aperitif with friends.  Will America grab Pussy or Cock?