Way to keep it timely, Squiggles. Was there no joke you could have made regarding Tiger Woods?
Note: Tiger Woods joke coming soon.
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Tickle Me Elmo
What if Hamilton and Burr used weed?
I read that Cheech and Chong reconciled recently. Which raised a few questions.
- Cheech and Chong were estranged?
- Was this some kind of East Coast / West Coast Pot-head beef?
- How did Cheech find time from his busy “Nash Bridges” filming to reconcile?
- When can we expect the long delayed sequel to “Up in Smoke?” Will it be better than “Godfather III?”
- Can a Jerry Lewis / Dean Martin reconciliation be far behind? (In Hell)
- Cheech and Chong are still alive?
Trolling on the River
Obviously, the guy suffers from trollucinations. And that’s just the guy in the red shirt.
Flummery
Pussy Nipples
Who knew that Garfield was a chick? I think Squiggles found out about this from HollywoodTuna. Haw haw. Get it? Tuna, Pussy, Cat.
Scream of Consciousness
As a stand-up comic, you must know your audience. In certain Derry pubs, this joke goes over quite well–especially when the comic is full of hot Eire.
“This is not a rebel joke.” –Bono
“You rebel scum.” –George Lucas
“A scream of self-consciousness comes across the sky…”–Sally Forth
“Somewhere over Gravity’s Rainbow.” –Judy 19
Car Trouble
For some reason, Sid didn’t know that June is typically the beginning of summer, not the end. Unfortunately, with Detroit’s current problems, even blow jobs might not move cars off the lot. Unless, of course, they were hybrid blow jobs. (For those not in the know, a hybrid blow-job is powered by the wind in conjunction with a finger jammed in your butt.)
Unlucky Stiff
Hot on the tail of Whizzit, Squiggles mounts the “sexy” subject of Erectile Dysfunction. Who would want to be undead after seeing this timely PSA from our friends at Squiggles? Because how fun would it be if you couldn’t stick your boner in a few super-dry zombies?
