New Year’s Resolution – No Long Pigs

With the new year come all the tedious resolutions. This year, I resolve to smoke more weed and eat less…human. Doing well so far, but we’ll see what February brings as that is when I normally get hungrier. Or maybe that’s the bhang? In either case, I guess I should just Packer it in already.

MCCGA (CC is for Cunty Christmas)

Rest in Pieces

This holiday season if you’re out getting stocking stuffers, make sure to pick up that special something that really could use some stuffing. Mike Lindell’s MyRectum. 50% off with proof you attended the Jan 6 rally.

Happy Heil O Ween

George Bassett

With all the relevant previous examples, Prince Harry, Harry Hamlin, Harry Styles, J.K. Rowling.  I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Nazi Kitty’s name is Harry.

Stay safe and make sure to check for Zyklon B in your candy this year.  There’s rumors that several wingers are hiding it in Kit Kats this year.

Don’t Bite the Hand That Pays You

George Bassett

Strangely, George’s owner was not mad about George’s blatant racism. She was upset about George questioning International Monetary Policy. As the IMF and the US Federal Reserve have shown us, they are so good at what they do, they are beyond questioning. [Our Soros sponsored Patreon donation should be clearing soon.]

Tough Times for Tiny Titties

Baby Louie

Baby Louie’s Mom is a monster for not breast feeding (even though she’s a man) with the tragic shortage of baby formula going around. Luckily for Louie, palm oil comes from palms and coconut oil comes from coconuts. He’s probably not interested in being slathered in baby oil, or drinking baby formula anyway.