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Tag: Squiggles
Happy Bloomsday
Sure this post is four days late, but it took the authors that long just to write the punchline. From what I understand this “very special” Squiggles was sent in by Joyce DeWitt.
Happy Cyber Monday
Black Friday is not what it used to be. Why can’t it be about killing Christ like it used to be?
Children’s Television Workshop
Golden Age of Advertising
Shakespeare could write a jingle for Eggos that would really make you think. I think he was best known for his slogan for “Murphy’s Bloodletting.” How many monkeys, and how many years, do you think would be needed to come up with that? Thank god, just like Barry Manilow, he graduated to write his own Copacabana…The Two Gentlemen of Verona.
Team Coco
What’s funny about the man portrayed in this comic is that shortly after this, he appeared on Jay Leno with his collection of “amusingly shaped shits.” Jay got huge laughs when he pretended to take a bite of the log that looked like Lindsay Lohan. It probably tasted better than the real Lindsay.
Garfield is Korny
Bite It You Scum
Instead of inducting “ground breakers” like Abba, Genesis, Jimmy Cliff and the Hollies, it’s time for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to recognize the genius of the True King of Rock-N-Roll and induct him. Or at least enshrine some part of his, uh leavings.
Snowmaggedon
Several climate scientists (as seen on Fox News) have assured me that the Global Warming in John’s pants was simply not real.
Projectile Dysfunction
And this comic prefers being called humor-impaired. I guess Roger believes the old joke that drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right.