Comics and Criticism
Let us think about what was in the zeitgeist nine years ago. Remember when “Medusa Hair” threatened the fabric of our democracy itself? I spent gobs of money on small rodents just to keep my new-fangled do happy. Still, in the softening patina of time, I supposed it was a better style than “The Rachel” or “The Kate Gosselin!”
Here are some other “ironic” coincidences that Alanis missed out on that would have made for a fabulous song sung in rounds.
As is the case in modern US history a breakfast cereal leads the discussion on race relations. However, Georgia and Florida are already concocting laws to prevent anyone named Snap, Crackle or Pop from voting.
‘Tis the season to break out all your beloved clichés.
May the holiday season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, your life with laughter, and your Oxford commas with subordinate phrases.
If you are able, make sure to spend some special time with your Father and his new WHORE.
Only one Republican has come close to matching tRUmp’s record on race relations. And now his ghost is starring a new Gay-com. H. Rap Brown Lives matter!
Orgies have not been banned during the Covid outbreak because, thankfully, it is not sexually transmitted. So stock up on bisexuals and Corona beer and hit your favorite sex-club. Just make sure to lube up with a ton of sanitizer and only use full body condoms for awesome sexy-times.
They also had sex a baker’s dozen times that morning! He liked to synergism on her tits, butt that’s somewhat of an “inside” joke.
It sure took oolong time (6 years since publication) but I finally get the joke. You see, I’ve learned that some people like Dim Sum with their tea.
