Like most pornatheists, Larry started out in soft-core. Back then he only simulated his belief that there was no god or any transcendent will. But as usual all the trappings of atheism tugged on Larry until he succumbed and became hard-core.
Tag: Squiggles
DogCom
People say movies are going to the dogs, but instead dogs are going to the movies!!! This DogCom is about a divorcée dog who meets a dog priest and they get married over the objections of their dog church. It stars Fido as the priest and Renée Zellweger as the divorcée. No CGI effects were needed.
Happy Earth Day!
Apparently Octo-Mom only has eight fingers also. I hope the authors aren’t sued now for infinging on Octomom’s trademark. If Nadya married Chad Johnson, would she be known as Mrs. Cinco Ocho Madre?
Oh God! It’s a PSA.
Below is a list of physical effects of crack addiction:
- nausea and vomiting
- enjoying the movie “Leatherheads”
- anxiety
- convulsions
- twittering
- insomnia
- loss of appetite leading to malnutrition and weight loss
- finding Hilary Duff attractive
- cold sweats
- hot shivers
- swelling and bleeding of mucous membranes
- swelling and bleeding of the cock
- restlessness and anxiety
- damage to nasal cavities
- laughing at Dane Cook
- possible heart attacks, strokes, or convulsions
- starring in movies with John Denver
M*A*S*H U*P
How did Gaydar survive for seven seasons with Father Mulcahy? I’m glad to see that the artist went through great pains to accurately portray Mr. Burghoff’s physical deformity. (Or it could be the artist has a physical deformity of his own.)
M*A*S*H? Paul Lynde?! How old are these cartoonists? Someone needs to tell them to start cracking wise about Zac Efron. Speaking of gaydar…
Sir Pro-Life-A-Lot
Unfortunately for Sir Lot, musical taste also begins at conception. There are some little known facts about Sir Lot that you may not be aware of.
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Anthony Ray was so ahead of his time that he recorded a special spoken word piece (more a tone poem, really) about the dangers of Vitamin D deficiency for the B – side to his Greatest Hit 45.
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George W. Bush was heavily influenced by Baby Got Back in his decision to halt government funding for stem cell research.
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Jump on It sucks.
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Sir Lot does not really own an anaconda.
Train in Vainglorious
Some lesser known battle cries include:
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Slovick!
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Remember the Main Vein!
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Burnside!
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Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eggs!
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Aikman!
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Ozzie the Alamo!
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I regret that you have but one life to give for your country.
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Custer!
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Numquam Fidelis
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I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and urine.
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Avenge Robby Benson!
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Kahlesste kaase
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Shitting Bull!
100 – 0
C’mon! This could never make it onto the Television! First of all, the WNBA is not televised except on Oxygen, right? Also, Everybody beats Cunts!