Trigonometry puns are not a thing that Einstein’s theory of relativity predicted. So who’s the smart one now? Solve this simple equation for a good trig giggle or triggle. Rapist = sin b / tan b.
Tag: Squiggles
Too Old For Halloween
Swann’s Sleep Number
And yet Proust somehow still managed 300,000 words about his disappointing experience at mattress pounding. Just imagine if he had a sub-par visit to his local Chipotle? Little known fact: Proust loved Mexican food.
Hive Talkin’
I think Squiggles has stumbled upon the cause of colony collapse. It began shortly after the internet became readily available to insects. Stupid Comcast.
Pressing Questions
While cleaning out the basement, I was excited when I came upon this golden oldie. I wiped off my seminal fluid and decided to post it posthaste. Can you believe Squiggles has been going for over 7 years? Can you believe I used the word “posthaste?” Why am I using the first-person point of view?
God is not Dead
The answer is yes.
god is not dead
just terminally ill
let’s hope to be remembered
in his almighty will.
Klash of Klans
Super Good Times
This scene is from the little seen Superman IV: The Quest for $$$. After the disaster of Richard Pryor in Superman III, the producers decided to cast J. J. Walker as Dyslexic Luthor. The results nearly killed Christopher Reeve. But he needed to stop horsing around anyway.
Too soon? This is from 1987. Perhaps you’d prefer jokes about Charlamagne?
Union Busting
- Looks like Eva Mendes might be a good candidate for the head of this union.
- If you cross this picket line you’ll be called a crabs.
- Is it true that Asians have horizontal vaggies?
- I need a vacation.
Throw the Parchment at Him
Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen (yes, we’re aware of the spelling!) lend me your ears. Gaius Dickus is an honorable man.