Comics and Criticism
Strangely, the member of the extinct species is wearing their mask correctly, while the doctor is not (in). Of course, as Covid has shown us, scientists are idiots and we shouldn’t trust them. Unless we come down with Covid, then “Science Save Us!”
Ray Liotta, “Slow Turkey” and now everyone’s favourite British dinosaur have all be co-opted by Pfizer and blown wads of cash. But what is suffering “Life threatening allergic and skin reactions that include swelling of face, mouth, throat; a rash, peeling skin or blisters” when you can cure yourself from smoking…COCK‽
Once upon a time, there were summer movies that weren’t about super heroes. Here’s a list the lighthearted movies we enjoyed in our youth before the onslaught of Robert Downey Jr.
S) This strip only contains one joke. Check.
O) Dinosaur’s ass is open for extension but closed for modification. Check.
L) If you substitute any Kardashian for the Dinosaur, the joke still works. Check.
I) There is only one public interface to this strip. Check.
D) Dinosaur must bend over for the joke. This seems like a somewhat concrete inversion of dependency. Partial Credit.
According to the Mayo Clinic, here are the top causes of hernias:
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It has been a long time for our friend Dinosaur Doctor. In fact, I thought he had gone extinct, but today’s installment shows that he’s still going strong. Wait…this is copyright 2010. Maybe he was destroyed in the great mythical creature cataclysm of 2012. Along with those other mythical creatures, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, Bonnie Franklin and Jesus.
Somehow, I don’t think Jesus (or anyone else) is laughing at Mr. Keene in heaven. Which makes it just like earth for the past 50 years. Maybe the next Jeffysaurus cartoon should be a “Did you come straight to heaven?” question, followed by a circuitous route of cumming on angel whores. “Who skull fucked Anna Nicole Smith on the way to the pearly gates?” NOT ME!
Perhaps the dinosaur is trapped not in a nightmare, but in a many layered bad movie.
You know the vampire fad is about to end when even Dinosaur Doctor jumps on the bandwagon. For all of you rabid fans of Twilight and True Blood, do you remember the previous trends that you thought would never end?
