Ciento Dieciseiseanera
This comic is BC. (Before Covid) You can tell because now there are no worries about anyone living more than a year in a “retirement home.” Plus 116 year-olds are not nearly as sexy.
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This comic is BC. (Before Covid) You can tell because now there are no worries about anyone living more than a year in a “retirement home.” Plus 116 year-olds are not nearly as sexy.
LL Cool D (Lydia Loves Cool Dick) may be shuffling off her mortal coil sooner than expected when Coronavirus kills off everyone over the age of 40. Lydia is just 41. Sadly, her love of the Cool D aged her prematurely.
Here are some interesting facts about Lydia. She is actually younger than Jimmy Page. Like Jimmy, she can play a monster riff. Also, like Jimmy, she kept a 14-year-old captive for sex and suffered no consequences.
Cannot wait for this commercial to air during the “Super” Bowl. When the game ends there’s always a flood of flushed toilets. After this airs, I suspect a flood of used tissues through out independent living centers.
Wait? What was censored? What could be more disturbing that what we can already see? Trump’s toadstool?
I’m never sure what the (anti) PC police allow nowdays, so I’m not sure if I should say Happy Honda Days or Merry Toyotathon? Whatever. Fuck you and yours and let’s just make the most of the last XMas of humankind.
This strip is six fucking years old. Back in 2011 a joke such as this was just that, a joke with no possibility of coming true. Now in Trump’s America, we have H.R. 3874 which would make this the law of the land. Wake up, sheeple! Call your representative and tell them in no uncertain terms that debtor cemeteries are only for immigrants and presidents.
The Surgeon General has clearly stated that vaginal smoking is harmful. It’s printed right on the every single pack of cigarettes. Were Lydia a bit younger she’d probably be vaginally vaping like all the cool kids.
If Joyce were alive today we’d all be pretty surprised since he’d be 134. But I think he would find Lydia appealing all over her lady parts. Whorled without aimed.