Squiggles
This scene is from the little seen Superman IV: The Quest for $$$. After the disaster of Richard Pryor in Superman III, the producers decided to cast J. J. Walker as Dyslexic Luthor. The results nearly killed Christopher Reeve. But he needed to stop horsing around anyway.
Too soon? This is from 1987. Perhaps you’d prefer jokes about Charlamagne?
Squiggles
- Looks like Eva Mendes might be a good candidate for the head of this union.
- If you cross this picket line you’ll be called a crabs.
- Is it true that Asians have horizontal vaggies?
- I need a vacation.
Squiggles
Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen (yes, we’re aware of the spelling!) lend me your ears. Gaius Dickus is an honorable man.
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Apologies to those expecting a hot strip of Rodger. Just keep you cock in your pants and enjoy a trenchant commentary that sheds a harsh light on the similarities of ancient and modern treatment of…Ah fuck it! Here’s a cock.
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RIP to the funniest man on Mork and Mindy. Hope he doesn’t go to hell after that damning with faint praise.
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I don’t think Ms. Snowman should talk. It looks as though she’s had some work done. Perhaps brachioplasty?
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Don’t worry, I hear the Mayan Calendar was only a beta version.
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But do they believe that life begins at Duggar? A vagina is not a clown car!
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Strangely, “Project Runaway” is not the worst of the new upcoming new shows. “NCIS: Fargo” anyone?
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At least on a porcupine, unlike the Capitol building, the pricks are on the outside. That may be the cleanest joke ever told on this site. Standby for some more “Cock ‘N’ Balls” to filth up the place again!