Conscious Uncoupling
Whizzit did some amazing detective work to discover the real reason for the failure of Gwyneth and Chris’s marriage. She was doing it with Iron Man. Man, that’s a cold-play.
Comics and Criticism
Whizzit did some amazing detective work to discover the real reason for the failure of Gwyneth and Chris’s marriage. She was doing it with Iron Man. Man, that’s a cold-play.
This may be the last year you can enjoy your turducken stuffed with twinkies. No, not because of the Hostess™ bankruptcy, but because the world is ending on December 21, 2012. Some ancient, mystical, savage, unscientific people (republicans?) thought so, so it must be true. Didn’t anyone see that terrible movie about it? I think it was called The Hangover 2 .
You mean I’ve been licking the screen all these years for no reason!?!
And how is your bracket holding up?
Here’s some real Chuck Norris trivia.
For the first time ever, I’m confused by Whizzit and have several questions.
Get well soon, Dick Cheney. We hope you’ll be up and waterboarding strippers again soon.
Fortunately for the Whizzit protagonist, he happened upon John Phillips’ grave. I can only assume he’ll be on Oprah next week to discuss it.
I call bullshit on Whizzit. What, you say? How is that possible? Look at the clues.
Once again, Whizzit was clearly written in the 50’s. The good old days when Football players merely beat their children instead of ignoring them. However, it’s difficult to pay attention to your kids when you can’t even keep track of them or their mothers. Here’s the current league leaders:
Athlete | # of Children | # of Baby Mamas |
Calvin Murphy | 14 | 9 |
Travis Henry | 9 | 9 |
Evander Holyfield | 11 | ??? |
Shawn Kemp | 7 | 6 |
Derrick Thomas | 7 | 5 |
Scott Skiles | 6 | 4 |