Comics and Criticism
Barry, Mrs. Maisel, Succession & Ted Lasso are all ending their runs. Is this the end of Lydia’s run(s)?
Don’t worry, RIP fans. Lydia will be back soon with more fun and and all the bloody diarrhea you’ve come to love!
Underoopauls have now been banned in 14 states! There’s probably no better way to make young kids want to get into the drag lifestyle than this. You know who else wore drag and told dirty stories to young kids?
Since Kyrie is a flat earther, how cum his shots are affected by gravity? And what’s on the other side? He did say that he’s going to walk off the edge to prove us all wrong. He’ll come around…
Everyday Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you’re an extinct species. A little known fact about the meteor that canceled dinosaurs is that it struck the earth on Ash Wednesday.
With the new year come all the tedious resolutions. This year, I resolve to smoke more weed and eat less…human. Doing well so far, but we’ll see what February brings as that is when I normally get hungrier. Or maybe that’s the bhang? In either case, I guess I should just Packer it in already.
This holiday season if you’re out getting stocking stuffers, make sure to pick up that special something that really could use some stuffing. Mike Lindell’s MyRectum. 50% off with proof you attended the Jan 6 rally.
Chess has never been sexier. Except maybe when Bobby Fischer pulled it out. Bird’s opening that is. Imagine when future tournaments require cavity searches. I’d really like to watch “The Queen’s Gambit” then.
With all the relevant previous examples, Prince Harry, Harry Hamlin, Harry Styles, J.K. Rowling. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Nazi Kitty’s name is Harry.
Stay safe and make sure to check for Zyklon B in your candy this year. There’s rumors that several wingers are hiding it in Kit Kats this year.
You don’t often see sharks fighting octopi because they are well armed. At least they do have a few extra arms and/or legs to give up.
RIP Deb. Hope you’re watching “Loan Shark Tale” up there.
Strangely, George’s owner was not mad about George’s blatant racism. She was upset about George questioning International Monetary Policy. As the IMF and the US Federal Reserve have shown us, they are so good at what they do, they are beyond questioning. [Our Soros sponsored Patreon donation should be clearing soon.]
